Tomorrow I'm going to Prom and I have to tell you all, I'm so very excited. For starters, this will be my very first Prom without a gay date, not that gay guy friends don't make the best dates when you are otherwise dateless and 16 and stressed beyond reason as to WHO you are going to take the ever crucial Prom Photo with because there is no way in Hell you are going to take it with one of your girlfriends.
But I digress. I am going Prom! And I have a cute little Twiggy inspired, white trapeze dress AND a yummy non-gay date. I hope he puts out.